A telling (albeit slightly disgusting) anecdote:
The other night, I had this dream--not that I remember anything now, only that it was epic and sprawling and I think my friend Sue was in it--and in the middle, I woke up juuuust enough to register that my mouth tasted bad. Really bad. Consistently bad. Like rubber.
And then I realized there was something in my mouth.
And then I realized I was--wait for it--chewing on an EARPLUG. I had taken my right earplug out of my ear, put it in my mouth, and chewed it into pieces. (The left one: still in.)
It's still in bits on my night stand.
Stress eater, meet teeth grinder? In any case, I can't stop giggling about it. When I win my Emmy with a character who wakes up with earplugs in her mouth, you'll know.
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In other news, today is my last day of work. Last! Day! Of work! What?!
Holy crap.
4 comments:
Thank you for that giggle at the end of a long work week.
You are most likely subconsciously worried that "The Couch" will find out you are back in the area.
X,
You think I'm mangling the earplugs like I think The Couch is plotting to mangle my toes (again)?
That's a thought that's going to fester.
Hi, Pia!
I'm glad my subconscious could oblige. And that I didn't choke in my sleep. :)
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